question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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