chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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