my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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