Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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