i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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