Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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