Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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