just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I need a burrito and a hug.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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