youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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