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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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