Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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