we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
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