i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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