okay pat passed out under dana's car
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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