People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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