hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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