apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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