Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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