he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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