Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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