they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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