Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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