We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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