That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Randomize
