I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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