Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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