We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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