Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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