Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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