He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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