worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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