i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
