Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He did a backflip because drugs
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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