There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Randomize
