Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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