would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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