It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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