1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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