you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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