Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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