New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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