Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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