How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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