i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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