It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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