he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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