you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
