it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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