spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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