There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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