mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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