drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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