I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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