he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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