question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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